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A soft, breathable tee made to move with you and say exactly what you mean—without shouting. This lightweight crewneck feels gently broken-in from the first wear, thanks to 100% ring-spun cotton and a smooth tubular knit that eliminates side seams. The back features a bold, vintage-inspired red script reading “DO NOT INVITE ME TO AFFIERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL,” giving the shirt a cheeky, self-aware personality. Little details—ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a pearlized tear-away label—keep the fit stable and comfortable while DTF and DTG print methods deliver crisp, long-lasting lettering. Wear it to quiet parties, late-night runs for snacks, or lazy weekends when you want to keep things honest and lightly dramatic.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, comfortable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth silhouette
- Durable DTF/DTG print for vivid, long-lasting graphics
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Do Not Invite Me To Afters Have No Self Control T-Shirt Funny Quote Tee
$23.97
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