BLONDE Everything I Love Is Illegal Expensive Or Blonde T-Shirt
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$19.78
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This lightweight unisex tee carries a sly, tongue-in-cheek message on the back—clean, centered text in a muted rust tone that reads: “EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE.” The front is intentionally minimal for low-key wear; the soft ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably and keeps the shirt feeling breathable all day. It slips into everyday wardrobes for people who like a bit of dry humor with their outfit — wear it layered under a jacket, paired with jeans, or tossed on after a day out. The smooth, durable fabric and stable neckline mean the tee keeps its shape through regular use and washes. This is a shirt for someone who prefers understated statements and an offbeat sense of humor for casual hangouts, music nights, or relaxed weekend plans.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for comfort; Oeko-Tex certified
- DTG prints for main design; DTF used on sleeves/inner neck when applicable
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
BLONDE Everything I Love Is Illegal Expensive Or Blonde T-Shirt
$19.78
Sale price
$19.78
Regular price